1. Ghostwriter – need I say more?
2. Ghost-producer – need I say more?
3. Bitching about the source not giving him 5 mics.
4. Bitching about not winning an award.
5. His mother thinks he’s the best ever cause he mispronounced “seat belt”
6. He thinks Ma$e is the G.O.A.T.
7. He wears shirts with little bears on them.
8. He thinks he’s the G.O.A.T.
9. Chuck D spoke out against him.
10. Made Twista wack.
11. He wears a backpack.
12. Most annoying hooks – ever.
13. Thinks he’s intellectual or some shit.
14. He’s gonna produce for 50 Cent.
15. He sounds like 50 Cent.
16. He sounds like Ma$e.
17. Making people drop out of college.
18. Puts random violinists in his songs
19. Puts random schoolchildren in his songs.
20. In the words of Bol: “The man is both a plagiarist and a douche”
21. Young MC could beat him up.
22. His production on Jay-Z’s “Lucifer” after 5 listens = leading cause of suicide
24. Has a mixtape called “High School Graduate”
25. College Dropout = Terrible cover.
26. Sped-up singing.
27. He has more money than me.
28. The old white guy who does the news loves him. Too much.
29. Brags a lot.
30. Too stupid to go through college.
31. Kanye West is a douche.
32. People go around typing “KANYE4EVA”, which is the gayest shit ever.
33. He’s been nominated for more Grammy’s than hockey players I could name.
34. Bullshit = “Anybody who gives my album less than a perfect score is lowering the integrity of heir own magazine”
35. He bought a song and then pretended it was “co-written”
36. His fans defend ghostwriting.
37. He sold like crazy.
38. He thinks people admire the fact his mouth was/is fucked up.
39. He sounds like Ma$e.
40. His fans wrote a petition to counter the “Ban Kanye” petition.
41. His fans are idiots.
42. He admires Puff Daddy.
43. If he was straight, he banged more women than me.
44. He’s rich.
45. Rhymefest probably got like 1% of the proceeds from the track
46. His mother is ugly.
47. He’s converted idiots into his religion. I’m sure of this.
48. He is like the Allen Iverson of rap – just not talented.
49. Pseudo-R&B bullshit strictly for the clubs.
50. His fans are the same people who care about Ben Affleck.
51. He doesn't sound like MF Doom.
52. I think he is somehow related to ODB’s death.
53. He sounds like Loon.
54. I swear he is this close to making a whole album with Lil’ Jon.
55. Hillary Duff is a better lyricist.
56. He bit 2Pac.
57. He’s not man enough to eat a Monster Thickburger.
58. In the words of chiseven “Kanye West is an overrated, egotistical hack and he wears shirts with Teddy Bears.
59. Kanye, about not winning at the A.M.A.’s: “I feel robbed.”
60. Me, about taking 10 min to d/l his album: “I feel robbed.”
61. He “makes music that appeals to white people”.
62. He's never made a song about ice cream.
63. Wait, Teddy Bears represent the college struggle? BULLSHIT!
64. C’mon, seriously. He’s wearing fucking shirts with Teddy Bears!
65. When he performed at the AMA’s, there was a large man in a Teddy Bear suit jumping around.
66. That man was me.
67. Somehow, I missed my chance to kill him.
68. He made a song that could be ghostwritten by Richard Simmons (“New Workout Plan”).
69. He thinks he’s going to be bigger than Michael Jackson.
70. He could be a child rapist. Say 50-50 chance.
71. He sounds like Fabolous.
72. Kanye West is less of a man than his mom.
73. Saying Kanye West is a little girl would be disrespectful to the courage of little girls worldwide.
74. Introduced chipmunk-like soul singers saying “oh!” as his trademark sound.
75. We should hunt and kill his mom.
76. I bet the reason some record employee hasn’t signed me yet (I don’t know to do what or why) is cuse of Kanye.
77. He sings too much.
78. The Heatmakerz exist cause of him.
79. In the words of Brian: “Yeah, dude, awards shows are bullshit. Get over it.”
80. “Lucifer! Lucifer!” AHHHH! MAKE THAT SHIT STOP!
81. Kanye West’s performances include what can best be described as a “jazzercize routine”.
82. I remember him dissing wack rappers. I dislike irony like that.
83. He says he’s “the new version of Pete Rock”. Told you about the ego.
85. People think he’s the first socially conscious rapper ever.
86. He’s gay.
87. Damn. Now people think I’m homophobic.
88. I bet he dislikes the usage of the term “no homo”.
89. People’s defense is that every pop act gets shit ghostwritten also. So? Like I give a fuck.
90. He’s stupid. Jay-Z should write his shit. At least Sauce Money or something.
91. In the words of Ian Saporita: “just imagine how much his ego will boost if he wins 10 grammys h already thinks hes a genius”
92. Rahzel did the “Jesus Walks” beat thinking Kanye actually produced the shit, meaning Kanye ade Rahzel beatbox some ghost produced song.
93. Considering the beats I’ve seen him do before where Method Man - Bring The Pain, Wu-Tang - Ain’t Nuthin Ta Fuck Wit & Dr. Dre & Snoop - Deep Cover, it was a real letdown.
94. West is my least favorite direction.
95. Newborns named Kanye are up 600%.
96. He’s never killed somebody.
97. But in this album he’s gonna make a killing.
98. He actually said that shit (#96 & 97)
99. The Witch of the West is more of a man than Kanye West.
100. In the words of Byron Crawford: “Contrary to what Sean Fennessey thinks, it's not cool for MCs to use ghostwriters, and it's time somebody did something about it.”
101. Some emo kids probably could beat him up.
102. Fuck it, he might just be on some secret emo-type shit.
103. He wears pink.
104. He invented some gay shit like “Ghetto Prep” or some shit.
105. I heard some people saying that the other day.
106. Heartscab hasn’t done a Kanye West cover song.
107. In the words of Tyzilee: “we should not reward plagiarism.”
108. Word says the word “Kanye” is incorrect.
109. I’m pretty sure it is.
110. He was on the same label as Amil.
111. He gives me writer’s block.
112. Someone signed the petition as “Kanye West ruleS!!” That is the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard.
113. Then again, Kanye said Mase was the G.O.A.T.
114. Laughable, mumbling flow.
115. Un Casa – Un Casa (Intro) [Produced K. West] = would be a career low-point even for me.
116. Punk Groupie #1: “Kanye West just might save hip-hop.”
117. ^That shit was on absolutepunk.net: http://www.absolutepunk.net/archive/index.php/t-38443.html
118. Punk Groupie #2: “Kanye West put out the best rap album in the past 3 years.”
119. See? Its only emo kids who like his stuff.
120. Mr. K. West lost to 4 Hot 97 Interns at battle rapping.
121. Right after, he said he wanted to battle Common.
122. And he did.
123. And I’m not kidding.
124. In the words of Jonathan Scobell: “Kanye is a disgrace to the Chi”
125. Him and Dame Dash are friends.
126. In the words of Jeff Head: “Guerilla Black is the Man!”
127. Wait what? If there’s one more thing I hate more than a plagiarizer/douche, it’s a biting, grave-robbing, fat bitch.
128. Jeff Head isn’t good enough to be on the motherfuckin petition. And I hate Kanye West because of that? Sure.
129. Has a mixtape called “Jeanius Level Musik.”
130. Again, not kidding.
131. He says “[he gave] CL love.”
132. I don’t want to know what that means.
133. Freewest = Freeway + Kanye West collabos.
134. Whoever came up with that should stab himself.
136. In the eye.
137. And I’m 89% sure it was Kanyeeze.
138. Kanyeeze is definitely not a word.
139. He has AIDS.
140. He “supports our troops.”
141. Whatever the fuck that means.
142. Bol is going to battle Mr. West, appearently.
143. Did I just hear Kanye say “bitches love me”?
144. Then again, he might be talking about himself.
145. Or his mom.
146. One of the main producers for the Dipshits.
147. I bet he voted for George W.
148. Cause of, you know, the “ridonkulous religious beliefs.”
149. People seriously think Common is like a disciple of Kanye.
150. And by “people” I mean Kanye West.
151. And his punk groupies, of course.
152. I considered writing a one-act play just to show how much I hate him.
153. He deserves an award in bullshit.
154. Or else you’re undermining your whole award show, dammit!
155. In the words of an emo girl:
“[me:] cuz he didn’t write his songs”
“[emo girl:] really? thats so fucked up”
156. See? Mr. West cant even get emo girls to bang!
157. And dammit! I (not being a rich-ass soft emo-like bitch) could do it!
158. He is what is standing between me and a copy of 1st Infantry.
159. His favorite food is pizza, which is incredibly lame cause he’s rich as hell.
160. Okay, he definitely voted for Dubya.
161. I mean rich, lazy, egotistical, religious = republican.
163. WTF is up w/Kon the Louis Vuitton Don?
164. Cmon, he has a mixtape called “I’m Good.”
165. Cut the egotistical bullshit, Kanye.
166. There’s no Kanye products in the Spitkicker store that I can make fun of.
167. He called himself “wack”.
168. 12 times.
169. In the same interview.
170. He might just outdo me in a description of how wack he is.
171. He took time away from Heartscab.
172. And Heartscab is WAY iller than Kanye.
173. I mean, Eazy-E is on that shit.
174. He got out-rhymed by Snoop Dogg in 2004.
175. And by un-underground Busta Rhymes in the same song in the same year.
176. Oh, and I remember, Snoop Dogg was freestyling on the Get By Beat and he still out-rhymedKanye.
177. And even Mr. Cheeks, who was freestyling w/Snoop was better.
178. Actually I never heard Mr. Cheeks’ verse, but I’m sure it was better.
179. Damn, now people wont trust me.
180. Rhymefest, w/a better flow, didn’t get any airplay w/Jesus Walks.
181. Yet, on the same station, Kanye gets regular play.
182. He’s anti-Semitic.
183. Kanye? Go make a group w/1980’s Professor Griff, for Jesus’ sake
184. He went to college.
185. And dropped out.
186. And he’s encouraging others to be brain-dead like that.
187. His “freestyles” are written.
188. One of his mixtapes has an “original version of Jesus Walks.”
189. And it has no Rhymefest.
190. He’s got like 8000 mixtapes out.
191. That makes him TOO much like G-Unit/Dipshits.
192. He thinks he’s Run-DMC or something.
193. He might just make a Christmas song like them.
194. I can’t think of any more reasons right now; I’m just listening to Run-DMC - It’s Tricky.
195. In the words of Joseph Simmons: “They even bother my poor father cause he’s down with me.”
196. His mother searches for her son’s name on the internet.
197. Now, Bol’s site would be like the 8 millionth site for the search term “Kanye West.”
198. Which means she had to go through 8 million pages to get to say shit about Bol.
199. Which is sad.
200. Damn, I just felt a little compassion there.
201. New Work Out Plan (remix) Production by Lil John = me dying
202. How the fuck does Mr. West not even produce that shit?
203. He just raps, produced by Lil’ Jon.
204. That shit I said earlier about maybe they do an album together? It’s all happening.
205. Sore loser.
206. He has 1 album out, and he already has a “Lost Tapes” mixtape.
207. How the fuck does this bitch lose tapes in less than 6 months?
208. Why would anybody put it out regardless?
209. He’s in a goddamn cell phone commercial.
210. I hate the idea of him making songs with Game using cell phones to rap.
211. He’s opened the door for some more bullshit commercials, i.e. the Snoop cell phone commercials.
212. He jacked the hook from the IOF for Ludacris.
213. He re-sold beats from Cap.One to Jay-Z.
214. That makes him as immoral as the Alchemist.
215. And Alchemist “is the dirtiest cracka in the whole music biz,” according to Bol.
216. The New York Daily News reports that Kanye charged a Maryland church $30,000 to perform the single there Friday.
217. But he showed up three hours late and without a DJ, backup singers or dancers.
218. The backpackers at okayplayer like him despite reasons #1-217.
219. He fucking “fears” to lose cause he’s nominated against Usher. What a bitch!
220. That Irish kid in the NY Times likes him. He also likes “Redneck Woman”.
221. Hey, Mr. West? Plagiarize this, bitch!
222. He just made me type 222 reasons why I hate the bitch.