Stand on a tranny

What the fuck is it about trannies that makes them so goddamn tough? Like by all accounts, they should be as tough as gay dudes. And I don’t pretend to be a particularly tough guy, but I guarantee I wouldn’t lose a fight to a gay dude. Not that there’s anything wrong with being gay, I love Wham!, I’ve just seen enough guys wearing pink with limp wrists and calling each other “fierce bitches” to allow myself to lose a fight to a gay guy. My pride wouldn’t let me. Even if they ever had me on the ropes, adrenaline would kick in and I’d battle back. Like when you hear about moms lifting cars to save their child. I’d get super-strength to save my dignity. Because I’m pretty sure gays are like zombies, if you lose a battle to one you become one.

via nyc.barstoolsports.com

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