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January 13, 2005

The Stop Ashlee Simpson Petition

Here is the body of a petition, drafted by some angry teenage girl, to ban Ashlee Simpson from the Grammys:

To:  Geffen/DGC Records & JT Simpson Entertainment

We, the undersigned, are disgusted with Ashlee Simpson's horrible singing and hereby ask her to stop. Stop recording, touring, modeling and performing. We do not wish to see her again.

She cannot match the sound of her voice that can be found on her CDs, when she sings live. She simply yells the words (sometimes the wrong ones) into the mic.

We are so sickened by her "performing" that we are taking this opportunity to demand that she stop.


The Undersigned

I haven't heard that much about this one, but I see they've already got over 7,000 people to sign it. Actually, I'm pretty sure our petition will have way more signatures than that once the story of how much of a fraud Kanye West is is picked up by the mainstream media. The whole anti-Ashlee Simpson movement, of which you could say I was the Kool Herc, has already been around for a while now and picked up a lot of steam after that bitch got caught lipsynching on Saturday Night Live.

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Somehow I think the "Mindset Army" and the "Stop Ashlee Movement" need to merge.

Posted by: djxplicit | Jan 13, 2005 6:56:24 PM

THe problem is that white people care about Ashlee Simpson, but most of them don't care about Kanye West. ANd we all know white people are running everything.

Posted by: TZA | Jan 14, 2005 6:30:07 PM

Stop hatin on Kanye - he's got mad talent even if he buys music from other artists, people do that all the time.

Posted by: backone | Jan 16, 2005 12:35:04 PM

Too say White People run everything is a crock of BS and for you to even say that comment makes you weak. Weak in the way you cannot find anything to base your true feelings on with factual information so you go down the "Blame the whitey" route. SAD sAD SAD... I don't support Ashlee Simpson nor her family. Her dad a man of God just up and quits when his daughter make some millions? What a fake so this tells me all others are fake too if they can convert over that fast. When you grow up and have some better posts let me know, us grown ups of any color will be happy to talk to you child.

Posted by: Hades | Jan 16, 2005 1:22:22 PM

>he's got mad talent even if he buys music from other artists
what talent? acting? cause it isnt music

> people do that all the time.
and they should die also. plus, they dont pretend theyre the goat.

Posted by: djxplicit | Jan 16, 2005 2:04:09 PM

check out my overhauled kanyegate site, featuring a much cooler-looking blue-ish color scheme:

Posted by: djxplicit | Jan 16, 2005 7:45:19 PM

id like to give a shout out to the bitch who is doing the petition againts ashlee. look just because some people dont like her dos'nt mean you have to be such an ass hole.i mean havnt u heard about tsunami,do something about that istead of losing everyones time.I cant belive how much time u have to lose by doing this. Even if u dont like ashlee dosnt mean everyone dosnt. And just imagine how she is feeling right now.Id be bawling my eyes out. but i guess shes even stronger than u think because i belive in her and i think shes great and that she will persue her awsome carrer.nobody is perfect and id like to see u sing in front of thousands of people i bet youd suck.Nick lachey got bood to and did anyone say anything about that nooooo.You should just think about other people tan thinking of ways of being such a skank.~NO ONE IS PERFECT NOt EVEN U SO SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH~!!!

Posted by: emilie | Jan 17, 2005 7:45:34 PM

i think more people died from ashlee simpson's so-called "singing" than the tsunami

Posted by: djxplicit | Jan 17, 2005 7:50:16 PM

People you all need to chill out about such petty pathetic life waiting stuff. There is so much more to life the worrying about some "star" and what goes on in their life. It's not reality to us! It pertains to us in no way. If you don't like her, change the radio station and MOVE ON!

Posted by: Di | Jan 18, 2005 12:42:08 AM

emilie baby you need to calm down,smoke a joint,pop a paxil or something,you're taking this ashlee simson thing a little personal kiddo. i mean are you screwing her or...... IS THIS ASHLEE? listen up ASHLEE, just as people have the right to like your music they also have the right not to like it.RELAX. besides, at least you have a nice rack.

Posted by: why? | Jan 18, 2005 12:11:47 PM

> a nice rack.

but an ugly face. no homo.

Posted by: djxplicit | Jan 18, 2005 7:02:56 PM

ashlee i am sure is a great person. i am sure her whole family is. no one is saying that. its just dissapointing when you go out and purchase her album, and she can't sing live or in a concert. ashlee i think your beatiful and maybe modeling or actressing might be for you. we aren't perfect at everything, but singing is not for you.

Posted by: janie | Jan 19, 2005 11:05:58 AM

And to Emilie..... using that kind of language can only tell me you are ghetto!!!!!!! Before you post something up like you did, go back to elementary and proofread your work. Get a life

Posted by: stacey,atx | Jan 19, 2005 11:09:01 AM are a sad sad individual. you wouldn't know talent if it bit you hard in the ass. if signging this is such a waste of time, then how come over 80,000 people have made their day be signing it and joining others as they bash the bitch? so i think you're on the wrong site. the fanclub is definately not here so go bitch elsewhere because you're really just making an ass of yourself.

Posted by: Sierra | Jan 19, 2005 11:51:16 AM

we hate her!!!!!! she can't sing, she's ugly, and the only the reason that she is famous is becasue of her sister. she also has a huge nose (my god, it's UGLY!!!!)

Posted by: Andy and Mike | Jan 19, 2005 9:04:54 PM

I think that MOST people who post comments on this board are IGNORANT. One person said that Ashlee Simpson's singing KILLS more than the tsunami. THAT IS TOTALLY WRONG. YOU people need to USE YOUR BRAIN, before you post a comment. Lives were ruined by the tsunami, and seriously do not think that Ashlee Simpson singing has ruined any of your lives. I think it all boils down to JEALOUSY......

Posted by: P!$$ED in Dallas, TX | Jan 19, 2005 9:25:09 PM

> One person said that Ashlee Simpson's singing KILLS more than the tsunami. THAT IS TOTALLY WRONG.

No, its a scientifically-proven fact. I personally conducted field tests.

Posted by: djxplicit | Jan 19, 2005 10:03:39 PM

I think you're all a bunch of ignorant, illiterate, bored and lonely fuck-ups who need to find a hobby and concentrate on something productive.

Posted by: Chad | Jan 19, 2005 10:48:12 PM're on this site aren't you?

Posted by: WhoKnows | Jan 19, 2005 11:10:04 PM

"Chad" is a fucking "massuer" who gives a "full-body, deep-tissue massage"...
(notice same e-mail:

Posted by: djxplicit | Jan 20, 2005 6:50:32 PM

>"Chad" is a fucking "massuer" who gives a "full-body, deep-tissue massage"...

In other words, he jerks guys off for money. Eww!

Posted by: Bol | Jan 21, 2005 4:36:30 AM

Talent is hard to come by in life. And talent, when discovered, should be exploited by the talent-filled individual to the fullest extent the economy provides. Ashlee Simpson is a terrible, talentless bore. Her fame has come by way of nepotism and a freighteningly overeactive conglomerate of media agencies ready to cash in on the stupidity of Pop Culture. Her lack of talent is clearly evident, just watch her reality tv show, her now infamous tv appearances, and if that doesn't move you - listen to her album. Only one single note will shatter your mind as to how this talentless hack has become a household name. Her record company, marketing firms, advertisers, musicians, producers, her pimp father, family and friends should be ashamed of themselves for allowing her to embarass herself time and time again in public. My only plea is to sign this petition for the greater good of truly talented people in the world that deserve the break she has so carelessly been given. Hopefully her record company will take heed to the backlash and drop her from their roster. She has no right to sing. And it is possible that her voice has killed more than the Tsunami.

Posted by: Shawn J | Jan 21, 2005 7:11:38 AM

djxplicit, your the one who sounds ignorant cant you have a conversation withuot using all profanity? And you are on this website also, do you have multiple personalities or something? Sounds like you like chad and know him personally. What is ashlee simpson signing you up or what? You may be the next petition!! Any body can sound good in the recording studio, as i'm sure YOU KNOW but it takes true talent to sound good live. why don't yu get a real job, you are a true loser!!

Posted by: k | Jan 21, 2005 4:07:58 PM

> djxplicit, your the one who sounds ignorant cant you have a conversation withuot using all profanity?

fuck yeah, i can.

> Sounds like you like chad and know him personally.

I just google'ed his email address. and why would i like him?

>What is ashlee simpson signing you up or what?

so...where did THAT come from?

> You may be the next petition!!

Hear that? Im what's N-X-E-T like warren g.

>why don't yu get a real job, you are a true loser!! what is my "fake" job?

Posted by: djxplicit | Jan 21, 2005 4:35:26 PM

...hold up. i think our man "k" is confused. the message goes first followed by who posted it. i think thats why our man k thinks i have multiple personalities, cause he thinks it says "posted by" first and then the person's message.

Posted by: djxplicit | Jan 21, 2005 8:59:35 PM

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